Individualized Groups in Education

August 17, 2008

Letter from a Satisfied Teacher

Filed under: Education, Satire, great stuff, humor — cugregors @ 9:35 pm

I received this letter a few days ago from a satisfied teacher using IG in her classroom.  Enjoy!

Dear IG Sensei,

A few years ago, I was just like any normal teacher.  I thought that I had my students learning in the best possible way, cooperative groups.  Unfortunately, my thoughts were completely wrong.  That year, I felt my students were over-prepared for our statewide testing (State Higher Instruction Test.)  When the results came back, over half of my students were scoring BFG (Below Forrest Gump!)  I was shocked.  I felt that I had worked to the best of my ability, and yet my students didn’t show it.

Late one night as I was crying watching television, an ad for your program came on.  I was immediately interested as the announcer talked about the use of BS words in the classroom.  I needed to make my classroom more “Challenging, Rigorous, and Progressive.”  Once I started teaching CRAP, my students actually began to learn.  It changed the way I taught COMPLETELY.  Now, my math class is CRAP.  My reading class is CRAP.  Heck, even the bell work is CRAP.  All of my lesson plans are CRAP!  Wow, everything I learned in college was a complete waste after I bought into your program.

For my first project this year, I am going to have my students write a narrative about their individual life growing up, as a group.  Once they complete that activity, I am going to have my groups compete in a three-legged race, individually, to build character.  Just look at how easy it is to make your group work individual!  I can’t wait!

Sensei, I am looking forward to your next book.  Strategically Communicating and Mediating (SCAM) looks to be a great asset to my classroom.  Well done!

Thanks again,

A Teacher who gives CRAP

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